Obama, Putin and Snowden to hold Beer Summit Two
WASHINGTON — Barack Obama is headed for another beer summit. In an echo of his Rose Garden chat with Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge police sergeant James Crowley, Barack Obama has suggested the the entire NSA surveillance “brewhaha” could probably be resolved if he, Putin and Edward Snowden shared a few glasses of Grey Goose with Baltika chasers.
While simultaneously practicing his outside jump shot and playing three dimensional chess, the President intoned, “As I said before, I have always believed that what brings us together is stronger than what pulls us apart. And once we get shit-faced together, Vlad, Ed and I will be able to find common ground to accept the pervasive surveillance that awaits all of us.”