Yellen Defends Cyrus
Janet Yellen, President Obama’s long-expected and now-named candidate for Chairman of the Federal Reserve, expressed tentative support for controversial singer and performer Miley Cyrus today, but firmly denied any plans to make a twerking video of her own someday.
“I have often discussed the beneficial effects of stimulus – and Miley is clearly an unending source of stimulation – but I fear that she has also been responsible for runaway inflation … in certain sectors.”
Like Ms Cyrus, Ms Yellen is faced with a delicate balance between too much and not enough of a good thing. Unlike Cyrus, though, Yellen plans to keep her tongue in her mouth and her posterior off youtube.